发现，很多可爱的喵喵，让我又气又好笑。
想把他们全记载在我的日记里，将来还可在这回味。
之前已post 了一些，现在这个喵喵可是出了名的Ah Beng，加上“New Version” 的注明，更是让我捧腹大笑！
Ah Beng 最新版本：
就酱，Ah Beng 的故事到这段落。想想，Ah Beng 应该是在开开心心的生活着吧！Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
呆.....
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
乌鸦飞过.. Ap Ap Ap ...
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
他应该有吩咐在Medical Col 的儿子放半粒！
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
酱聪明的？哈哈！
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
不懂英文也是一种让自己开心的方法！至少不知道别人在骂你！哈哈！
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV
in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
当时TV news 应该是在播着其他家被同一个贼偷窃的新闻吧！而他应该会骂他们“酱笨的！”
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
自作聪明，lik 不及！哈哈！咦，突然间英文变得酱好的？
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
看，Ah Beng 出名吧！
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So
the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
下次天气报告应该看华语的啦！
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says
"Hello, how did you know I was here?"
“你讲咧？”哈哈！
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
哟！Ah Beng 万岁！
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is "u will go to jail"
哈哈...一流的答案！
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
Poor Servant !!
A man asked Ah Beng: why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied: Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
聪明！
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