小啾啾,就醬你已離開了我們。
我和你相處了幾年,你都乖乖的,沒出過甚麼大問題。陪我上班,陪我回家,一路讓我安安然然,乖乖...
小啾啾,你不會怪我們的ho..
希望你能快快找到新主人,開開心心噢!
永遠記得你的家人..
I am blurred.
My friends said I looked like kid, I act like kid.
Of cause, I am adult!!
Here's the formula:
< BLur + KiD + AduLt = BluR KiDaULt >
Hie, I'm blurry kidAult! ^0^
幹嘛現在寫部落格? 忙嘛!
幹嘛這麼久沒有寫部落格? 忙嘛!
幹嘛消失了這麼久? 忙嘛!
就酱,Ah Beng 的故事到这段落。想想,Ah Beng 应该是在开开心心的生活着吧!Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
呆.....
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
乌鸦飞过.. Ap Ap Ap ...
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
他应该有吩咐在Medical Col 的儿子放半粒!
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
酱聪明的?哈哈!
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
不懂英文也是一种让自己开心的方法!至少不知道别人在骂你!哈哈!
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV
in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
当时TV news 应该是在播着其他家被同一个贼偷窃的新闻吧!而他应该会骂他们“酱笨的!”
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine" He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
自作聪明,lik 不及!哈哈!咦,突然间英文变得酱好的?
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
看,Ah Beng 出名吧!
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So
the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
下次天气报告应该看华语的啦!
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says
"Hello, how did you know I was here?"
“你讲咧?”哈哈!
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
哟!Ah Beng 万岁!
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is "u will go to jail"
哈哈...一流的答案!
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
Poor Servant !!
A man asked Ah Beng: why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied: Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
聪明!
第一句
如果我们之间有1000步的距离
你只要跨出第1步
我就会朝你的方向走其余的999步第二句
通常愿意留下来跟你争吵的人
才是真正爱你的人第三句
付出真心
才会得到真心
却也可能伤得彻底
保持距离
就能保护自己
却也注定永远寂寞第四句
有时候
不是对方不在乎你
而是你把对方看得太重第五句
朋友就是把你看透了
还能喜欢你的人第六句
就算是believe
中间也藏了一个lie第七句
真正的好朋友
并不是在一起就有聊不完的话题
而是在一起 就算不说话
也不会感到尴尬第八句
没有一百分的另一半
只有五十分的两个人第九句
为你的难过而快乐的 是敌人
为你的快乐而快乐的 是朋友
为你的难过而难过的
就是那些 该放进心里的人第十句
冷漠 有时候并不是无情
只是一种避免被伤害的工具
第一家公司,
老板:小张,今天忙不忙?
小张:不忙。
下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了!
小张:为什么?
老板:因为你不能多为公司干事情,所以才会不忙,公司要你何用?第二家公司,
老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
小张:很忙。
下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了!
小张:为什么?
老板:因为你做是没有条理性,所以才会整天忙,公司要你何用?第三家公司,
老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
小张:还行。
下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。
小张:为什么?
老板:因为你做事不理性,所以才会有什么“还行”不“还行”的,公司要你何用?第四家公司,
老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
小张:刚忙完。
下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。
小张:为什么?
老板:因为你做事效率太低,做完就不能检查一下么?公司要你何用?第五家公司,
老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
小张:有些做完了,也检查过了,现在再作其他事。
下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。
小张:为什么?
老板:因为你做事缺乏系统性,有些事不会一起做么?公司要你何用?第六家公司,
老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
小张:我的工作都做完了,正在帮别人做。
下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。
小张:为什么?
老板:因为你做是没有打算,你不会自己规划一下明天要做的事么?公司要你何用?第七家公司,
老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
小张:今天的工作做完了,明天的工作也做完了。
下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。
小张:为什么?
老板:因为你做事不考虑整体,你不会帮同事分忧解劳吗?公司要你何用?第八家公司,
老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
小张:今天和明天的工作都做完了,现在在帮同事的忙。
下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。
小张:为什么?
老板:因为你太爱出风头,你的帮忙很可能造成其他人的懒惰或压力,公司要你何用?第九家公司,
老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
小张:等一下,我思考一下在回答你。
下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。
小张:为什么?
老板:你目中无人,我问你话竟然一再搪塞我,公司要你何用?第十家公司,
老板:小张:今天工作忙不忙?
小张:我...我.....不、不知道...该、该怎么、回答你。
下班时老板对小张说:你明天不用来了。
小张:为什么?
老板:因为你连做事忙不忙都不知道,公司要你何用?第十一家公司,
老板:小张,今天工作忙不忙?
小张:去你妈的,老子辞职了!!!!
老板:嘿!有个性,我们公司就不放你走......











1. 题目:一邊...一邊...
小朋友写:他一邊脫衣服,一邊穿褲子。
老师评语:他到底是要脫還是要穿啊?
2. 题目:其中
小朋友写:我其中一支左脚受伤了。
老师评语:你是蜈蚣吗?
3. 题目:陆陆续续
小朋友写:下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。
老师评语:你到底有几个爸爸啊?
4. 题目:难过
小朋友写:我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语:老师更难过。
5. 题目:又...又...
小朋友写:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老师评语:你的妈妈是变形金刚吗?
6. 题目:你看
小朋友写:你看什么看,没看过啊?
老师评语:没看过。
7. 题目:欣欣向荣
小朋友写:欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语:连续剧不要看太多了!
8. 题目:好吃
小朋友写:好吃个屁!
老师评语:有些东西是不能吃的。
9. 题目:天真
小朋友写:今天真热!
老师评语:你真天真。
10. 题目:果然
小朋友写:昨天我吃水果,然后喝凉水。
老师评语:是词组,不能分开的。
11. 题目:先...再... (例题:先吃饭,再洗澡。)
小朋友写:先生,再见!
老师评语:想象力超过了地球人的智慧!
12. 题目:况且
小朋友写:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且。(请念出来)
老师评语:我死了算了!
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 - 8 year-olds.得第一的4岁小孩,“爱”的很真~ 他坐在邻居的旁边哭着,胜过很多各式各样安慰的话语。当我们越长越大,忘了“爱”的真谛!“爱”不单单存在于另一半,其实“爱”是无所不在。当一个人觉得一无所有时,就是最想拥有爱的时候。这帮可爱的小鬼头,教会了很多很多大人,
What does 'LOVE' means?
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.
' When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. ' -- Rebecca - age 8
*ca 言 :好甜蜜吧!*
' When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth. ' -- Billy - age 4
*ca 言 :你们是这样的吗?*
' Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other. ' -- Karl - age 5
*ca 言 :可爱到半命!*
' Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them five you any of theirs. ' -- Chrissie - age 6
*ca 言 :这就是大人口中的“牺牲”?还是“任劳任怨”?你身边那位是这样吗?*
' Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. ' -- Terri - age 4
*ca 言 :累了,你会笑吗?还是将疲倦和烦恼都带回家,向关心你的家人或另一半发泄?心中若有爱,笑吧!*
' Love is when my mummy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. ' -- Danny - age 7
*ca 言 :哈哈,突然想起我妈妈,每一次煲汤或煮菜,都会试一试,如果不好吃,就会不开心~*
' Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mummy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss ' -- Emily - age 8
*ca 言 :热恋中,大家爱上了吻!当吻累了,或吻腻了,会不会物色另一张唇?*
' Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. ' -- Bobby - age 7
*ca 言 :这好有趣!对你的另一半,你有在听吗?*
' If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate. ' -- Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)
*ca 言 :6 岁小孩竟然有这种想法,佩服~ 那我也是不是应该爱爱衰神?*
' Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday. ' -- Noelle - age 7
*ca 言 :这让我会心一笑,的确,虽然可爱,但如果他这样做,我会很开心~证明他在乎。^.^*
' Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well. ' -- Tommy - age 6
*ca 言 :朋友之间的爱,你会忘了吗?*
' During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore. ' -- Cindy - age 8
*ca 言 :当我们进入社会后,你有没有忘记了当年爸爸妈妈在身边保护关怀的那感觉?爸爸妈妈,我爱你们。*
' My mummy loves me more than anybody.
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night. ' -- Clare - age 6
' Love is when Mummy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken. ' -- Elaine - age 5
*ca 言 :爸爸对妈妈的爱,看在小孩的眼里,无意间形成了小孩对爱的了解。*
' Love is when Mummy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford. ' -- Chris - age 7
*ca 言 :就好像你的另一半肥了,你都不停说,“怎么不吃多点,你好瘦!” 哈哈!*
' Love is when you puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day ' -- Mary Ann - age 4
*ca 言 :Lily, see! Elmo so LOVE you !! *
' I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones. ' -- Lauren - age 4
*ca 言 :无言。。哈!*
' When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you. ' (what an image) -- Karen - age 7
*ca 言 :小孩对爱的憧憬。*
' Love is when Mummy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross. ' -- Mark - age 6
*ca 言 :Oh my god~*
' You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget. ' -- Jessica - age 8
*ca 言 :好成熟~ 今天,你说 “我爱你” 了吗?别忘了也对爸爸妈妈说一声~*
And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a con test he was asked to judge. The purpose of the con test was to find the most caring child.
The winner was a 4 year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,
' Nothing, I just helped him cry '